In a bizarre event in India, a recent college pass out's life turned awry after watching new Hollywood release 'The Hobbit'. The guy's age suddenly turned 42 from 22 years by the time the movie completed.

"That's true," said Sakharam Lokhande, an eye witness serve Samosas in Mumbai's Wadala based IMAX Adlabs.

He said "When the guy initially came to the theater, I saw him a fairly good, adventurous college dude with whistling and singing some good songs. However, by the time of interval when this guy came out of the picture hall to find out some snacks, he looked close to 32 years kind of guy. A big grew on his face and hair were little gray. He was having serious look on his face as like sucked bananas. And shockingly when the movie finished and he came out I saw half of his hair he lost and remaining half were gray. I was shocked."

India Satire correspondent confirmed the event with theater manager.

Theatre Manager of IMAX Adlabs, Sadashiv Tambe said "A guy whose name was Vicky Oberoi came to me after completing the movie. He said he saw a sudden rise in his age. He told us that the movie was so long that his age changed from 22 to 42. He also told that the fast frame rate of the movie also contributed to the rise in his age. He claimed a compensation for ruining his life. However, as we didn't have any such kind of compensation we told him that we are helpless and he should claim a charge on movie Director Peter Jackson. For some commiseration, we just returned his ticket fee."

Tambe said "Such an event could have been stopped, if the Director gives some breaks after every 15 minutes. That Vicky Oberoi became Vikram Oberoi by the time of interval and Uncle Vikram by end of the movie. Sounds ridiculous."

Movie analyst, Sachin Sharma said "These kinds of events are very rare and those have been witnessed in India last time when a grand epic 'Jodha Akbar' was released. In Hollywood, Lord of The Rings ruined many lives because of its length."

When asked about the event, Bollywood Critic, Taran Adarsh said "As I think all the movies are at least 3 stars, I gave 3.5 stars to The Hobbit as the movie director has not separately met me. I only give 5 stars to Karan Johar directed movies."

When India Satire correspondent said that he was not asking movie review but his views on Vicky Oberoi blunder, Taran Adarsh said "What is that? How can I tell you about it? I have never watched that movie."

Vicky Oberoi confirmed that he made worst mistake of his life by watching 'The Hobbit'.

"I thought it would have been a cool and funny movie. But now who will marry me. I can't even get back to my naughty age," said Vicky Oberoi.

Reacting to the uproar of BJP in the Parliament on completing 11 years for first Parliament attack in India, the Indian Government promised that it will search the roots of the key issue that why it has not hanged Afzal Guru in first place and understand why it didn't want to hang him till date.

"We are committed to Indian people to answer why we had not hanged Afzal Guru till date. After getting that answer we will hang him," said Congress General Secretary Janardhan Dwivedi.

Answering the questions of media on ruckus created by BJP, Mr. Dwivedi said "I don't understand why BJP creates so much of rhetoric on some paltry issues and keep the working of the session closed everyday. We have appointed a special five people search committee to find out the exact reasons why we have kept Afzal Guru's decision hanging till date."

A five team committee will be headed by Rahul Gandhi with associates including Digvijay Singh, Kapil Sibal, Manish Tewari and Abhishek Manu Singhvi. According to sources, the committee will also fulfil the demands of every Indian that Rahul Gandhi should get a larger role in the party. By inclusion of Abhishek Manu Singhvi, the party will allow him to make a come back in the politics again to attract votes of strong Indian women lawyers lobby.

After a strong reply to Opposition Party in Lok Sabha regarding the Afzal Guru's execution, Speaker Meira Kumar's exclusive talk to India Satire.

This day 13 people were martyred to save the Parliament. They did not sacrifice their lives for this, just to hang some small time terrorist. This is what I want to repeat what I said in Parliament. They just gave their lives just they wanted to give and not for any other reason. There is no reason why Opposition is wasting our time by asking why Afzal Guru is not hanged till date. My government is committed to Indian people that before we hang Afzal Guru, the government will search the exact reason why it has not hanged Guru in first place.

There is no reason why for last 8 years BJP is bashing our head on exclusive topic of Afzal Guru's execution. We ourselves don't know why he still there as alive and healthy. The reason should be found out in a due and diligent process. BJP could have silently asked us to appoint a special investigation to find the exact reason but by pulling plugs on the Parliament is no gentlemanly way.

An extensive survey of CNN IBN before the Gujarat Polls suggested that the arrival and speech of Rahul Gandhi stir the entire political arena and now almost 50% are unsure that they will vote Narendra Modi or not.

"We are not sure. We feel that somehow Rahul Gandhi opened our eyes and we may not vote BJP. Is this the way I should talk Rajdeep ji?" said Bhupen Patel, a common man from Surat who was going to vote for BJP earlier.

Chief Editor of CNN IBN, Rajdeep Sardesai who handled the entire survey with his team to understand the impact of the presence of Rahul Gandhi was quite surprised with the results.

"It was shocking to see the reactions. We put heart beats and blood pressure measurement meters on all the people that come to listen to Rahulji to understand what happens if he comes near to them, or if he talks or if he walks or even if he just smiles," said Rajdeep Sardesai.

He said "The results were unexpected. As soon as Rahul Gandhi arrived at the stage, blood pressure of 50% present there rose to 250 levels and when he started talking it grew to 450 and when he decided to leave the stage it went to 1000. According to the study, reading of 1000 means all those 50% accepted Rahulji as their leader and decided to vote for Congress. While when we checked rest 50%, as soon as Rahulji started talking their blood pressure rose to 500 which maintained till he left the stage. That means all of them are now confused whether to vote for BJP or not."

Rajdeep Sardesai said this was a first of its kind of the survey that CNN IBN conducted.

"We are happy that CNN IBN brought Rahul Baba over here. I felt like crying with full of emotions in my heart. I may be go and vote may be to Shankarsinh Waghela. Am I talking correct Rajdeep ji? And are my expressions perfect to show my emotions?" said Jitendra Shah, a resident of Ahmedabad.

According to political analysts, the facts are the actually a victory of Rahul Gandhi's name and his charishma.