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Survey: 99% of politicians want to send their night watchmen on PM's post

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Wednesday, 6 March 2013 | Posted in , , ,

Reading idea behind Narendra Modi's speech, calling Prime Minister Manmohan Singh as night watchman, 99% of Indian politicians want to appoint night watchmen of their party on PM's post. A survey revealed that even names like Ram Kapoor and Vivek Oberoi were considered by senior leaders of different political parties of India.

"Senior leaders of 6 national parties and 46 state level parties said that they want to have only a small role in deciding who would become the prime minister of India and don't want much," said Survey Organiser Deepak Sharma of SurveyMonkey.

The survey include voting from the big leaders including Rahul Gandhi, Lalkrishna Advani, Mayawati and leaders of state parties like Chandrababu Naidu and Mulayam Singh Yadav.

"While it is SurveyMonkey's policy to keep the names who voted in favour and against in secret, I can say only one thing that 1% wants to become Prime Minister to understand the nitty gritties of the job," said Sharma.

Few politicians already confirmed that they feel night watchwoman would be best fitted for the job.

Sharma also said that many of the politicians considered popular actors like Ram Kapoor, Vivek Oberoi and Shahid Kapoor are suitable for job as they are very flexible.

"Ram Kapoor like guys are ladies special leaders and ostensibly famous among women therefore they are in demand," said one political leader requesting anonymity.

According to sources, scenario was changed after Rahul Gandhi said that he also wanted to step on the foot prints of his mother. Many leaders of political parties recognised that to reach the grass root levels and empower all the MPs they need to put 12th player on the seat and control him for the sake of India's betterment.

"Boss, who fuck wants to get controlled? I like to control somebody, may be Raja Bhaiyya is better fit," said Samajwadi Party President Mulayam Singh Yadav.

Congress spokesperson, Manish Tewari said "Rahulji doesn't want to keep status quo in terms of family run business. He wants to appoint his representative so that he can keep an eye on the organisation while he would be doing for MP empowerement. He wants to keep status quo as the way his mummy showed."

India's BPL population demanded iPhones at subsidized rates instead of food

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Friday, 15 February 2013 | Posted in ,

Reacting to Indian Government's largest subsidy scheme of distributing food at huge subsidised rates, many Indians below poverty line (BPL) category demanded subsidized iPhones rather than food.

"Food we can somehow manage to earn. However, these days we feel that buying iPhone and paying its bill is difficult for us," said T Ramanna, a BPL person based in Chennai.

He said "It would be gripping idea and we will automatically force to vote to UPA Government if they give us free iPhone or at least Samsung SIII. The subsidy should also be on recurring basis as these companies update their models every 2-3 years."

A survey conducted by Gallop suggested that 80% of BPL ready to accept change the name of Food Security Bill into Rajeev Gandhi iPhone Distribution Scheme while rest 20% are ready to compensate iPhone but at least get one Samsung SIII.

"Indian consumerism is changing. People can manage something to eat but lavish lifestyle is the real crux. No BPL affords compromising on it," said Prakash Joshi, head Supervisor of Gallop Survey India.

Government thrashed the idea and said that entire survey doesn't valid here as Akash Tablets are already provided at subsidized costs.

"While I am giving you world's best tech phone at 2000 rupees what fucking else you want," asked Telecom Minister Kapil Sibal.

He said "I am planning to launch a better version of iPhone for 700-800 rupees range but right now votes for food is fine for us. After 2014 elections we will plan to think on the demand."

Terrible season of producing children about to end

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Monday, 4 February 2013 | Posted in ,

Winter season, which is popular for basic human activities of transmitting seeds from man to woman and produce children, is going to end. This terrible season has seen lot of activities, indoor and outdoor locations of India.

"Generally, winter season helps India add 60% new population. Passionately cool climate, spending all the remaining holidays and consuming entire bonus helps many Indians (new as well as old couple) taking decision to give birth to children and help them indulge in sexual activities. This is terrible season as people without thinking rationally takes decision to give birth to child. Fortunately, it is now about to end," said Somnath Mukherjee, surveyor of SurveyMonkey.

SurveyMonkey conducted a detail survey with 12780 couples who suggested spike in regular sexual activities. Many of them, as usual decision thought of having kids.

"We were searching for some heat and thought to end all the issues between us and go for one more child," said Mamata Yadav, a mother of 4 children.

She said "We used cold shivers to have hot sex sessions and now expect hot bloodied, bold political leader in six - seven months."

Mukherjee said "This time's winter was not really that good. We observed sex in many people out of irritation, tiredness and frustration out of high inflation, political stability and dilemma whether Rahul Gandhi will become Prime Minister or not. Therefore, our research suggests that quality level of peaceful babies is not possible."


Almost 98% bosses never listen to their colleagues - Survey

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Tuesday, 29 January 2013 | Posted in , , ,

A survey conducted by one of the leading surveyors, Survey Monkey suggested that almost 98% bosses never ever listen to entire sentence of their subordinates and interfere in between to prove that they are more intelligent.

"As per our survey that we conducted last month, almost 98% of Indian bosses have never ever listen full sentence made by their junior colleague and continuously interfere in between," said Rajiv Dayal, Survey Manager at Survey Monkey.

Survey Monkey talked to 17562 employees from different organisation and with different backgrounds.

He said "We asked people from different sectors. They said that their bosses just suck. Whenever they try to finish their sentence, boss immediately imagines something go to conclusion in his brain and gives some kind of stupid response."

Few Indian doctors said that brains of bosses are designed in such a way that they instantly generate conclusion even before employee talks.

"We met many people be employees or bosses. We also researched 1000s of brains which only show that automatised process works in a regular boss brain. This process is out of imaginary conclusive scenario and oral communication syndrome (ICS&OCS). This virus generates automatised response before even employee starts talking and gives some answer," said Dr. Deepak Ahuja of Fortis Healthcare, Delhi.

He said "Brains with ICS&OCS are risky from social point of view as they irritate employees at a large. This syndrome is growing fast in India due to globalisation."

Ahuja told India Satire correspondent that before globalisation bosses didn't use to allow employees even saying a word.

One of the victims of this trend, Robert Pascal from Mumbai said "My boss is so irritating that he never allow me to complete whatever I want to say. That may be suggestion or clarification. Just 10% before completing the sentence he starts talking and shuts my mouth. I am now a high BP patient."

Rajiv Dayal explained the reason behind such an approach of bosses. He said "Generally, bosses tend to think themselves as only intelligent creatures in the world and they have only creativity. Look at my boss, Rajesh Mishra this bloody stupid man has zero understanding of any topic but want to talk on anything. How this idiot able to find out what I am supposed to talk is a mystery to me."

According to survey results, 26% bosses stop employees just before completion of 50% sentence and in total 98% stops them before completion of 80% of the sentence. According to experts, this is a gap on account of lack of intelligence and alertness. The percentage is reverse in developed countries like USA.


India started living with rape incidences as routine exercise - Survey

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Sunday, 13 January 2013 | Posted in , ,

Survey
According to a survey conducted by private surveyor, Indians learnt to live with gang rape incidences and insecure life of women. Many of Indians are started thinking over suggestions of Mohan Bhagwat, Asaram Bapu and other political leaders to help secure their women.
"Muted response on last 3 gang rapes in Punjab, Bihar and West Bengal suggests that nation is slowly learning to live with the rapes as a routine. Lack of response from countrymen also pushed media to ignore such events and vice versa," said Rajiv Dubey, survey head at Survey Monkey.
A survey conducted by Survey Monkey said that for last 2300 rapes after brutal gang rape in Delhi on 16 December 2012 saw a gradual decline in the interest of countrymen and therefore very little coverage from media. The survey suggests that a little coverage from media also reduced the interest of countrymen.
Survey Monkey's rape coverage and people interest (RCPI) index which rose to as much as 500 from 50 in the first week after Delhi gang rape dropped to 5 on January 14, 2013.
Rajat Dubey said "Actually, Indians are fast improving their power to shift their interest from one thing to another. Delhi gang rape received a great kind of coverage and huge protests for 15 odd days. While now interest is on discussion over Indo-Pak relationship, rapes are now on second or third preference. Most Indians are now considering rapes as the routine in India."
Talking about woman security and demand drastic change in the rape law, Rajiv Dubey said "As political expert Sushil Kumar Shinde identified the fast forgetting capabilities of Indians, the rule applies here as well. All the media channels have already debated on the issue, all the leaders have already made their statements and all possible ways for the security and punishments have talked earlier, the fizz is now over. There is now nothing to discuss on it. Some media sources claimed that media now requires more and more brutality in the next gang rapes so that it can discuss in a greater detail. The source also told us that recent gang rapes lacked in brutality to the level of Delhi gang rape case. Therefore, these rapes don't qualify to cover. Besides media, many Indians are exploring the ways shown by Mohan Bhagwat, Asaram Bapu and more such leaders for women security."

Breaking: Indian doctors warn manifold rise in mental cases in 2013

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Monday, 7 January 2013 | Posted in ,

Survey

The Indian Psychiatric Society (IPS) warned Indian government that there is a chance that an exponential rise in mental cases undetected in 2013.

President of IPS, Dr. Roy Abraham said "Considering the cases of politicians, spiritual leaders and popular people of the society for making absurd statements in last one month and a sharp rise in absurdity and stupidity over last one week, we may see an exponential rise in undetected and undiagnosed cases of mental weaknesses and psychic characteristics will rise manifold making a serious risks for the lives of their family and relatives."

In its current issue of Indian Journal of Psychiatry (IJP), Dr Kallivayalil presented a detailed study on rising risks of patient's relatives and family people on account of absurd and undetected stupidity.

He said "IJP's research makes study on the human behavior, particularly social intellectuals and think-tanks which include politicians, prominent personalities and spiritual leaders. In last one month, we saw a 500% rise in the instances of Undetected Absurdity and Stupidity with Mouthful of Trash (UASMT). Generally, UASMT virus was found in marginal number of politicians such as leaders like Digvijay Singh, Beni Prasad Verma, Kapil Sibal and few other people from different social circles. However, these days everyone is detected as UASMT abused, even making us difficult to track many published records. We have therefore presented a detailed study not just to warn Indian government but also the family members of these prominent personalities."

Government sources said that Dr. Manmohan Singh received the detailed report from IPS and he replied to saying Theek Hai.

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Rahul Gandhi unsettled results in Gujarat elections, 50% are not sure they will vote Narendra Modi

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Wednesday, 12 December 2012 | Posted in , ,

An extensive survey of CNN IBN before the Gujarat Polls suggested that the arrival and speech of Rahul Gandhi stir the entire political arena and now almost 50% are unsure that they will vote Narendra Modi or not.

"We are not sure. We feel that somehow Rahul Gandhi opened our eyes and we may not vote BJP. Is this the way I should talk Rajdeep ji?" said Bhupen Patel, a common man from Surat who was going to vote for BJP earlier.

Chief Editor of CNN IBN, Rajdeep Sardesai who handled the entire survey with his team to understand the impact of the presence of Rahul Gandhi was quite surprised with the results.

"It was shocking to see the reactions. We put heart beats and blood pressure measurement meters on all the people that come to listen to Rahulji to understand what happens if he comes near to them, or if he talks or if he walks or even if he just smiles," said Rajdeep Sardesai.

He said "The results were unexpected. As soon as Rahul Gandhi arrived at the stage, blood pressure of 50% present there rose to 250 levels and when he started talking it grew to 450 and when he decided to leave the stage it went to 1000. According to the study, reading of 1000 means all those 50% accepted Rahulji as their leader and decided to vote for Congress. While when we checked rest 50%, as soon as Rahulji started talking their blood pressure rose to 500 which maintained till he left the stage. That means all of them are now confused whether to vote for BJP or not."

Rajdeep Sardesai said this was a first of its kind of the survey that CNN IBN conducted.

"We are happy that CNN IBN brought Rahul Baba over here. I felt like crying with full of emotions in my heart. I may be go and vote may be to Shankarsinh Waghela. Am I talking correct Rajdeep ji? And are my expressions perfect to show my emotions?" said Jitendra Shah, a resident of Ahmedabad.

According to political analysts, the facts are the actually a victory of Rahul Gandhi's name and his charishma.

A political analyst, Tushar Pandey said "It was expected but not that much. Rahul made the day for Gujaratis. He was the first leader who talked so much on Mahatmaji for hours in front of Gujaratis. They are happy and the result shows that they want to give him a surprise gift of shedding all their votes in favour of Arjun Modhwadia."

Indians feel Arvind Kejriwal and Subramanian Swamy as whistle blower while Congress and BJP are loudspeakers

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Thursday, 1 November 2012 | Posted in ,

SURVEY

Many marriages are at stake because of channel switching between the breaks

While enjoying the high drama of catching the corruption on news channels on day to day basis, the entire nation is now became sure that Arvind Kejriwal and Subramanian Swamy are actually whistle blowers while Congress and BJP are loudspeakers.

"There is immense amount of coordination between them. While Kejriwal raise voice against Congress, BJP starts speaking like a loudspeaker in marriages. It is vice versa when the time comes that Kejriwal raises his voice against BJP," said Arvind Sharma, a regular TV News Channel watcher.

Sharma said "So overall it seems the reality show is managed very properly and with great imagination."

Many Indians were actually confused what exactly was happening in India during last 2 years. However, as the clearer picture emerges, tighten their belts on their sofas or chairs and keep focus on the news channels, said an independent survey of KPMG in its 'Media & Entertainment in India Report'.

"Actually I was a bit confused what exactly was happening in India. But now I am sure that this is a reality show sponsored by TV channels where Kejriwal and Subramanian Swamy have to say something while Congress and BJP acts as loudspeaker," said Rajinder Sharma, a serial TV news channel watcher told surveyor.

An astonishing result came from survey, claiming that almost 80% of daily soap watchers have shifted their eyeballs to daily corruption shows from daily soap operas.

"Yea, it is true. Most of Indians, particularly male audience switch to news channel when there is a break in serial. This audience finds it interesting and exciting than regular serials. Many of them have actually confirmed to us that they lost the taste of thrills in sas bahu serials and eagerly wait for a break to get updated on new kind of scam and to listen to some funny comment from any of the Congress and BJP leaders. They actually feel like these leaders are loudspeakers of their parties," said Anjali Joshi, Chief Surveyor of KPMG.

Overall, recent claims of scams and corruption made by Arvind Kejriwal and Subramanian Swamy increased the taste of the Indian audience and they are not really willing to watch serials and other stupid reality shows, said the survey.

Sources said that first time MTV Roadies new season is getting poor pre-release response and many of the aspirants went to the trials just to tell the "Twins" of Roadies - Rajiv Laxman and Raghu Ram that they are Ch**** and the entire show is bulls*it.

"Yea we feel disgraced like ch**** these days as nobody listen to our abuses and instead they abuse us. Yesterday only one candidate punched Raghu's nose," said Rajiv Laxman.

However, besides facing serious disinterest in the reality shows, most of the audiences are actually risking their marriages. Ms Joshi recorded rising risks of divorces in her report because of this channel switching hobby.

She said many women are actually uncomfortable because of rising channel switching habit among the men community as they can't get updated with new cosmetics which are demonstrated between the ads. Almost 70% of women audience confirmed that the immediate thought come to their mind is to give divorce at that instance itself."

"How can I remain glowing and beautiful through-out my life, if my hubby keeps switching channel between the breaks," said Rita Khanna, a daily sas bahu serial viewer.

She said "I would not get equipped with new and new skin care products to keep my skin fairer and beautiful. I really hate him and want to put paper on the spot whenever he changes the channel."

Taking ‘inspiration’ from “Robert Vadra”, young generation wants to marry daughter of politician for making easy money

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Monday, 8 October 2012 | Posted in ,

SURVEY - POLITICS
Attractive 60000% returns possible after becoming Son-In-Law of Politician
India's young generation has changed its mindset from the career in engineering, computers, finance and other fields towards become son-in-law of politicians, after son-in-law of India's Royal Gandhi Family opened their eyes.
A survey conducted by SurveyMonkey among Facebook and Twitter users with age less than 32 years suggested that 73% of Indians are interested in marrying politician's daughter while 20% to businessman's daughter.
"We are shocked with survey results, as loyalty of most Indians shifted towards daughers of Indian politicians. Most of them are interested in the politician who is involved in graft cases, washed with the water of corruption and most of the time presents in the business and industry conferences," said Rajat Sharma, surveyor at SurveyMonkey.
Studies suggested that the major shift in the interest towards politicians from businessmen is out of the current hot topic, Robert Vadra, son-in-law of royal heritage of Gandhi family of India.
"It's bloody cool. I would love to marry a girl whose father is bloody corrupt and tainted politician," said Vicky Oberoi who is studying Welingkar's Institute of Management in Mumbai.
He said "I have no issues with how the daughter looks. What matters is career prospects and opportunities that opens up after marrying her." Vicky Oberoi recently gave his MBA exam from Welingkar's.
SurveyMonkey said that it had collected data of 27245 students of management, engineering and science background.
"Though, students are from varied background, their interest was same," said Rajat Sharma "It shows uniform thinking among the students."
Summary of Extensive Survey conducted by SurveyMonkey

Download the full survey report of changing career options of Indian Students

ABP News reporters expect that “Narendra Modi” will win only “2 seats” in Gujarat Elections

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Wednesday, 3 October 2012 | Posted in ,

SURVEY - POLITICS
With lots of reforms lined up from Congress Party is well place to win elections with majority
ABP News which yesterday (Wednesday) covered story saying how the Congress Party is well placed to fight against Narendra Modi's Government in Gujarat expects that BJP will win only 2 seats in in the upcoming Gujarat Elections in December. The shocking revelation came after the channel took a detailed poll among its reporters, political analysts and experts after the completion of show called "Narendra Modi Mushkil Mein, Kya wo Congress Ko Gujarat me Jeetnese rok payenge". All of them had no doubts about the charisma of Sonia Gandhi that will work in favour of Congress and also upcoming flood of reforms in India will be a jelly on the ice-creame.
"All our reporters except 2 who expects BJP will win 2 seats, came to a consensus that Congress Party will win all the seats in Gujarat, riding on the reforms wave and confident Soniaji pushing Gujaratis towards development," said Arup Kumar Sarkar, Director of ABP Corp.
He stressed that poll was totally democratic and all journos, reporters and experts gave their independent opinion.
He said that a comprehensive vote was conducted wherein almost all the reporters came to a conclusion that after Soniaji's speech there was a drastic change in sentiments among Gujaratis and therefore that will work out for Congress Party.
He said "All of them were surprised by surprising stand taken by Sonia Gandhi by not targeting Narendra Modi and BJP Government instead. They were so surprised that she never called him 'Maut Ka Saudagar' aur something. So, all of them felt that this change in stand will work in favour of Congress party."
Reporters also came to conclusion that to expedite progress of all Gujaratis Congress will fast announce more reforms such as free meal to all Gujjus, Rs 1 lakh per month compensation to all farmers, free LPG, CNG and LNG cylinders for entire year, free cars & petrol, FDI in all 100 square feet kirana shops, free employment in State Government jobs with no need to study or education, a person with primary education will also get 2 lakh rupees per month and Rahul Gandhi as Chief Minister.
"With so many reforms including a great Chief Minister like Rahul Gandhi are lined up, Gujarati voters will definitely give Congress their votes in the upcoming elections," said ABP News journalist Charul Malik said.
According to sources, the Channel's reporters which had voted for 2 seats for Narendra Modi are expected to face inquiries from Channel, for going against democracy.

Rahul Gandhi have not visited single aam aadmi during last 6 months - Reports

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Tuesday, 25 September 2012 | Posted in ,

SURVEY - POLITICS
Opposition asked government to look into matters why Rahul's interest dried in visiting aam aadmi
India's senior young leader and Congress candidate as Prime Minister in 2014 elections, Rahul Gandhi has not visited for a single aam aadmi's house during last 6 months. This was the longest period that Rahul Gandhi was deprived from eating daal roti in common man's house. The astonishing results came after a Survey conducted by India Satire Intelligence Survey Agency (ISISA) visited through all the Google searches and news for last 6 months.
"It is shocking. How is it possible that Rahul Gandhi had not visited any of aam aadmi to have lunch or dinner or free stay for last 6 months since UP elections," said BJP President, Nitin Gadkari.
He said "Government should answer the reason why these days Rahul Gandhi is not visiting common man's house. This is total hypocrisy. While on one side the government is telling Indians that they are pushing reforms for the legitimate rights of Indian consumers and on the other side Rahul Gandhi stopped visiting aam aadmi's house. This is ridiculous and totally inhumane."
Even Human Rights Commission blasted on Rahul Gandhi's deliberate haul over the night stay or dinner party with aam aadmi.
K G Balakrishnan, Chairman of National Human Rights Commission of India (NHRC) said "We thought that Rahul was the real hope for all deprived and hungry aam aadmis of India. However, his ignorance towards this section is bitter truth right now. Data suggests that he never took such a big gap (almost more than 6 months) in visiting to aam aadmis houses. We can understand, Sachin Tendulkar taking a rest of 2-3 years from making centuries, but Rahul why is he doing that?"
However, Congress Party denied all such allegations and told that right now Rahul Gandhi is doing some introspection.
Senior Leader of Congress Party, Digvijay Singh said "Rahul Baba is practicing to become number 2 leader in the Congress Party. Every day he poses 2-3 hours in front of mirror to get a real feel of no. 2 leader. He also stopped meaningless smile and trying to look mature and a bit intelligent for-a-change. So everything is going according to plan which is not allowing him to give a bit of time to his favorite aam aadmis. But I am sure that after a few month of rigorous practice, he will start visiting house of aam aadmi for a stay or lunch and dinner. I believe by next 2 months he will give at least one visit each month to achieve all the aam aadmis faster deliverance from their sins and their consequences."
However, one idiot Congress leader keeping his identity anonymous said that Rahul Gandhi would not involve in any visit to aam aadmi till next elections in 2014 come.

Survey: 10% of Indians including Sonia Gandhi inadvertently call Marans as Morons

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Friday, 7 September 2012 | Posted in ,

SURVEY - POLITICS
Call is mostly innocent rather than deliberate
A survey conducted by an Independent Agency on pronunciations and actual words, 10% Indians explicitly but inadvertently calls Maran brothers as Moron brothers.

"There are many Indians, which are not able to pronounce English in English only call Marans in right way while few others which pronounce English in proper way call Maran brothers as Moron brothers. However, some people which live in Bengal and other eastern states region of India, who don't pronounce English in English (UK) also call Marans as Morons," said survey manager, Petersen Hawkins.
He said "It was shocking that even we found India's most powerful lady Sonia Gandhi also call Moron. She says Doyanidhi Moron while India's upcoming powerful lady Mamata Banerjee also calls Maran as Moron only."
The survey was conducted based on the key findings of the political speeches and actual coverage of some 8,924 people of India. More than 10% of people called it Moron.
Hawkins said "Actually, they didn't know whether they were talking about any person. Therefore, there was no major reason to think that they were abusing Maran brothers."
The agency also visited through Sonia Gandhi and Mamata Banerjee's speeches. They also scanned India's President Pranab Mukherjee who himself call Marans as Morons.
Dayanidhi and Kalanidhi Maran were unavailable to comment on the study. However, sources close to the brothers said "We also are quite amazed of the reason why people mispronounce the name. Earlier we had some misconception that people are really talking about something that is abusive. But this extensive survey just shows it was our misconception."
(The above article is not prepared for abusing any surname but to bring the pronunciation errors and fun that creates out of wrong pronunciation. Therefore, please take it lightly.)

Survey: 92% Indians were unaware that Sahara was private group and not Government company before the issue crop up

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Thursday, 6 September 2012 | Posted in , ,


SURVEY - BUSINESS, POLITICS
An Independent Survey conducted by Survey Monkey reveals that many Indians were unaware that Sahara Group companies were actually belonged to private promoters. 92% of Indians said that they thought that it was a Government owned group before Supreme Court made it clear.
Pradeep Sharma, Survey Manager of Survey Monkey said "Actually, 92% of 11,201 Indians along with me were totally out of an idea that Sahara Group was managed by some private sector guy who used to cheat them. These Indians were thinking that it is Government managed company and putting money in it is a kind of safe investment."
However, after Supreme Court’s order asking Subrata Roy’s Sahara Group to refund more than Rs 17,700 crore raised from 22 million small investors, the investors came to know that it was not such kind of safe investment.
“Yea high risk high return and we are going to get return of 15% every year since invested. However, this we didn’t know for sure. How cool,” said Rajesh Patel, newly joined investor in small investor category of India.
Survey Monkey along with Business World conducted an extensive survey of investors and non-investors in the group to know it that they didn't really know whether this company was not reporting to any minister in the UPA government.
"Every day I used to see Sahara's logo on Cricketer's jersey and the name Sahara looks like a name of a scheme that the Government announces. Therefore, I thought it was a government owned company and it will provide me safe returns," said Jogindar Singh from Punjab. "Therefore I poured some of my savings in this company."
Many people thought it would have been a good idea if they could have made a bit of inquiry before investing, as usual.
"Actually, I have a bit of idea and experience of scams too," said another investor in Sahara's bonds, Samir Joshi "Every time I invest and a scam comes out in that case and every time I learn a lesson that I should be more vigilant. However, 15% return is damn good."
The study revealed that even activist Arvind Kejriwal was not aware that Sahara was a private group and planned to protest against it for looting money of many small investors.
"Yes that's true, I wasn't aware about the same thing. I thought it was a Government company led by Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and planned to stage a protest against it. Fortunately, you asked me that question or otherwise I would have marched for a protest for nothing," said Arvind Kejriwal.

Survey: 89% Indians think Parliamentary sessions are reality shows rest thinks properly directed serials with episodes

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Monday, 3 September 2012 | Posted in ,

SURVEY: POLITICS
Serial audience confirmed that Sas bahu serials have greater entertainment value
A survey conducted by on Survey Monkey suggested that most of the Indians think that Indian Parliamentary sessions are weird reality shows with lack of humour and tasteless.

"Tracking reality shows should generally be difficult as those are totally unpredictable. But India's reality shows are quite predictable and boring. We know that Indian Government would not able to run the session from the first day only and we also know what the climax is," said famous adGuru and socialite Suhel Seth.
The survey was conducted by India Today with the help of Survey Monkey with 17924 respondents gave their votes.
"We asked people whether they really get entertained by Parliamentary Session, what do they think is Parliamentary session and what is the entertainment value and humour quotient of the sessions," said Pradip Sinha, a survey organiser.
He said "Most of the respondents think that Indian Parliamentary sessions are reality shows with continuity of issues which were discussed in the last session. Only few issues come into light in the current session."
A deeper analysis of the Survey by India Satire Research Team (ISRT) suggested that the lack of entertainment value was leading to broadcasters refusing the session showing in prime time.
"We understood that Satyamev Jayate could have become boring and therefore we gave it a time slot of 11 am on Sunday instead of time slot of evening," said STAR India CEO Uday Shankar.
He said "From initial levels only, we knew that Aamir Khan's programme was boring but what could we have done as he was famous star and as like MPs he thought he was a damn good entertainer. Therefore, we offered him off Prime Time Slot on Sunday."
The survey results created a serious debate among the politicians and prominent personalities, who were earlier used to think that sessions are clearly good in generating humour and fun.
"This is shocking. Now it is responsibility of other MPs, particularly opposition party leaders to put in some humour and a bit of tadka in the sessions. Make them unpredictable like Sushma can dance and Lalkrishna can sing," said Congress senior leader Digvijay Singh.
He was a bit concerned that absenteeism of Rahul Gandhi in many Parliamentary sessions also makes them boring.
He said "Rahul Baba is hot cake in all Indian girls and aunties. To attract that crowd I demand Rahulji to attend all the sessions and take active part in discussing the Parliamentary topics."
Digvijay Singh's demand for greater role of Rahul Gandhi in the Parliamentary session received greater support from a great audience of many other Congress Party leaders.
The Survey also said that 11% were assuming that Parliamentary Sessions are well articulated serials where Ruling Party, Allies and Opposition Parties are politicizing useless issues as like saas bahu serials.
"I thought everybody in Parliament was thinking how to torture bahu Manmohan Singh on paltry coal issue and 2G issues while another bahu Soniaji sometimes come to the rescue. However, on the other side the other bahu Soniaji is actually pushing Manmohan Singh towards the hungry opposition leaders. Damn good theme and idea. I love that," said Rajan Pillai, serial Serial watcher and analyst of mainstream serials.
However, Rajan Pillai confirmed that daily Sas bahu serials have greater drama and real thriller than Parliamentary programmes.

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