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Media searching for more cruel and devilish photo of Narendra Modi

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Monday, 8 April 2013 | Posted in , , ,

Both News print and television media is busy in searching more cruel and highly vampirish photo of Narendra Modi to regain the confidence of majority Indians, according to the sources.

"Majority of Indians represented by Congress men believe that Narendra Modi is Maut ka Saudagar and Yamraj still he is getting so much popularity. Media is also concerned over rising popularity of Modi," said the source.

According to estimates presented by Congress Party President in its annual conference, Congress Party represents 98% of Indians while rest 2% is communal and goes with BJP. Still ever growing popularity of Modi amazes them.

"Indian memory is very short and they forgot that we recently described Modi as Yamraaj and just few years back as Maut ka Saudagar," said Congress Spokesperson and part time minister Manish Tewari.

According to sources, most of the media including news print and TV channels are searching for some brutal picture of Narendra Modi to let people know that this man is like vampire.

"I am concern about Indian people and as a journalist who knows the fact that this guy was a real demon, I am not able to do anything," said Rajdeep Sardesai, Editor in Chief of CNN IBN.

He said "Even I came to know that all journos are searching for the real face of Modi in which he looks like a blood eating vampire."

Only one news paper was succeeded in finding a photo which shows Modi in atrocious mood. The photo on Economic Times news paper shows that a bunch of bees are finding honey from his white beard and Modi was laughing (as shown in the article).

"Yes that's true we are also searching for such kind of photo so that we will represent his actual face in front of the world in our Breaking News program," said Rajat Sharma of India TV.

Media lobbying with Jail Authorities for first hand information on Sanjay Dutt after his landing in Jail

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Thursday, 28 March 2013 | Posted in , ,

News Print and TV media is lobbying with jail authorities to get first hand information on activities of Sanjay Dutt whenever he lands in jail. According to sources, media persons became aggressive in scouting friendly jail authorities after Sanjay Dutt passed a statement that he would not go for pardon.

"I have got a call from Rajdeep just after Sanjay Dutt's statement came that he would not request for pardon despite social pressure on him. Rajdeep told me to collect list of all jailors, constables and sipahis of all jails in India and call them personally with request for information after Sanjay Dutt settles in jail," said Executive Editor of CNN-IBN, leading news channel in India requesting anonymity.

He said "Rajdeep Sardesai was quite enthused with an idea of showing news about Sanjay Dutt's food intake on first day and how he managed to sleep. He was interested in knowing the kind of mattress that Sanjay Dutt would get in the jail. Did he get proper furnished room with good quality mosquito repellent or he had to cope up with mosquitoes. He also wanted to get all the details about Sanjay Dutt from morning to night in jail exclusively for viewers of CNN-IBN."

Other channels such as NDTV, Aaj Tak, India TV and Times Now were also trying for getting good contacts with jail authorities.

"We are in touch with Tihar and Yerwada jail authorities along with all other major jails in India. We requested Jailors to give us a call since Sajay Dutt wakes up and goes to toilet, takes his brush and goes for bath before providing information to any other channel. We want to cover each and every activity of Sanjay Dutt to get our audience acquaintance with his daily schedule," said Pranoy Roy of NDTV.

Roy said "We also told them that we will show jailors and constables on NDTV in a new monthly review program called 'Sanjay Dutt behind the bars – Is humanity died in India?'."

According to sources, CNN IBN's Sagarika Ghose plans for different questions in her program 'Face the Nation' on issues that Sanjay Dutt would be facing in Jail.

Ghose said "I am eager to cover Sanjay Dutt's topic extensively on the channel as it is a major blow to Narendra Modi."

While many channels are aggressively bidding for a space for Sanjay Dutt in the minds of Jail Authorities, Times Now faced a major setback after Arnab Goswami called jail personnels.

Rajdeep Sardesai tweeted 'Narendra Modi is best candidate as India’s PM'

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Wednesday, 20 February 2013 | Posted in , ,

In a shocking development, Senior Journalist and Chief Editor of CNN IBN, Rajdeep Sardesai tweeted that Narendra Modi is ideal candidate to become as India's Prime Minister. The development raised eyes of many people who considered Sardesai as Modi's ardent critic.

"I endorse Mr. Modi as India's Prime Minister in 2014 as I am a big fan of his development agenda. He has changed Gujarat into a big developed state and that also opened my eyes," said Sardesai in a series of tweets followed by his support to Modi.

He said "I don't consider anybody else as the better fit and think Modi can deliver his best. I forgot what I saw in 2002 riots and I also apologize for not at all covering riots in Assam while giving bullshit reason as OB Vans was not reachable to the place."

Rajdeep Sardesai rid on immense popularity after he extensively covered Gujarat riots in 2002. He was the person because of whom Narendra Modi sat on a chair of 'Maut ka Saudagar'.

He again tweeted in few minutes "I forgot everything those riots and everything. Select Modi as PM. I will also vote for him."

Rajdeep Sardesai's tweets saw huge retweets from his fans to critics considering a major change in the senior critics. Within half an hour, his tweets retweeted by at least 1.2 million times congesting servers of Twitter.

However, after an hour Rajdeep tweeted "Guys sorry just got some tea from Sagarika. Serious hangover of Old Monk, thanks Sagarika for getting me out of worst dream."

He again tweeted "Failed to realise why Old Monk sometimes make you say something what you didn't want, Gnight."

Meanwhile, in between according to sources, Congress Party thought of reducing spending on media, particularly on CNN IBN.

A man is searching for Mahatma Gandhi's quotes on killing mosquito

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Saturday, 5 January 2013 | Posted in , , ,

Mahatma Gandhi's ardent follower Rajat Sharma found searching on the internet Gandhiji's quotes on killing mosquitoes is non violent act.
"I am searching on the internet whether Gandhiji wrote or said something on mosquitoes. I am his ardent follower and can't slap a mosquito without his permission," said Rajat Sharma who is working for a reputed TV Channel.
Rajat Sharma is facing a severe irritation and annoyance caused by a mosquito which is consistently sits on his face and bites him badly.
"I face a lot of pain. But just it would be a violent act I avoid myself to take any kind of revenge. Otherwise I believe I must have that much power to kill one mosquito," said Rajat Sharma.
Rajat Sharma's doctor Vishnu Venugopal said "That is because Rajat applies huge amount of coconut oil and mosquitoes come on his face out of the sheer light reflection. The oil is so much on his head to keep it black and shining that mosquito arrives in closed studio. Rajat has also ordered his staff not to kill the mosquito as he believes in non violence."
Venugopal said "It is because Rajat's promise to Gandhiwad he is not able to slap that mosquito hard and kill it once and for all."
Rajat Sharma's successful adoption of Gandhiwad, who even doesn't allow himself killing mosquitoes raised serious debates on the news channels whether he should adopt everything that Gandhiji said or partially. Many News Channels also questioned Congress Party leaders where they stand today. Are they standing on the same foundations of non violence that led by Gandhiji's principles or they kill mosquitoes?
Coal Minister, Beni Prasad Verma said "Till the time I was with Samajwadi Party I used to kill 40-50 mosquitoes daily. However, since I joined Congress Party I never ever killed a mosquito despite its sting hurts a lot. That is the reason why I told Afzal Guru should not be hanged."
Few more Congress leaders also confirmed that they don't kill mosquitoes just because they follow non-violence.
"I think we should be friendly with mosquitoes. If we make them friends they wouldn’t hurt us. Look at Pakistan we made it friend so it wouldn’t send terrorists to our country again and again," said Senior Congress leader Digvijay Singh.
Digvijay Singh confirmed that he never killed any mosquito till date, since his birth.
"Since I borne, I was Congress leader. There was no doubt about that. Therefore, even my blood has the foundation of non-violence. I feel it is like mosquito is kissing me rather than biting," said Digvijay Singh.
BJP leaders, however, denied that they never slapped any mosquito.
"No I usually do that. Since right now my position is not good I would not make any comment," said BJP President Nitin Gadkari.
The topic was discussed in the mainstream media whether do we found an ardent follower of Gandhiji like Rajat Sharma on the earth.
"I think Rajat should put a helmet on his head which also covers face and then take interviews," said Rajdeep Sardesai CNN IBN Chief Editor.
He said "I think people should follow Rajat's footsteps so that we may see a great revolution in our country."
Rajdeep also questioned authenticity of present Congress Party which always use to preach that it is the only party in the world that follows Gandhiji's principles.
Rajdeep questions "Are Congress leaders still follow all principles of Mahatma Gandhi? Do they stop themselves from killing innocent mosquito? I want to ask them a question if a common man and chillar Hindi News Channel Editor like Rajat Sharma can adopt principles of Gandhiji why not we. Why not Congress Party leaders?"
He said "Our channel is the first that made a survey on whether Congress leaders kills mosquitoes or not. 100% leaders said in public that they let all mosquitoes sit on their parts of body exposed to air and light. They also ask mosquitoes to sting hard and let the blood come out of it. However, in private all of them confirmed that they use a tight slap on the mosquito. Now it is my question whether the public should elect these hypocrite leaders."

NDTV debate finally reaches to conclusion; recommended at least 25000 deaths to consider death penalty

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Thursday, 22 November 2012 | Posted in , , ,

NEWS IN BRIEF - TERRORISM

A heated debate on NDTV show 'Is it time to debate the death penalty' finally reached a conclusion. All the experts unanimously agreed to 25000 as a minimum number of death toll by terrorist to consider as a death penalty from him.

All the experts said "We are agreed to the number 25000 which shows a mild intensity of terrorist attack and therefore a Judge can start whether to consider the case for death penalty. Our suggestion is echoed by our great and honorary investors from Gulf in Indian media."

The debate started after NDTV considered terrorist Ajmal Kasab's mercy plea before hanging when he said "Allah kasam, maaf kar do. Chhod do, aisi galti dobara nahin hogi." Anchor said that her eyes were wet when she saw the news.

The panelists also suggested that if the death number is below 200, the terrorist should let go to his home considering the negligible or very small harm to the society.

"Why should we take the law made by the God? Let him sort the things out in the heaven or hell," said an associate editor of The Hindu, who was present in the debate.

Sources said that before reaching to conclusion the anchor received a phone call from Saudi Arabia.

Special Note: Panelists disclosed that they have no stake in the terrorism, as none of their family members have died or injured in any kind of bomb blast, gun shootout or terrorist activity.

City news editor expressed his displeasure on Kasab's execution said he was very unhappy

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Wednesday, 21 November 2012 | Posted in , , , ,

TOP STORY - TERRORISM

However, many other journalists and editors gave same comments creating copy right issue

City news editor from a famous news channel expressed his displeasure and huge amount of sadness over Kasab's execution and also showed that entire news media support the innocent Kasab for getting injustice by the Indian Government. He expressed his views in line with other city based journalists, editors and reporters who expressed their displeasure on Kasab's death.

Seating in a bar with a glass of Old Monk, the City News Editor, representing one of the top News Channels of India said "Why did Government execute him? That poor and innocent baby, why did it take such an extreme step?"

Taking each and every sip of Old Monk with heavy heart, the editor said "Killing common man is so common and acceptable even by a terrorist, but why special guy like Kasab who just visited India (sob sob)?"

The comment came in line with the reactions from many editors and India's news media journalists who expressed their immense displeasure on the justice of execution.

IBN Lokmat editor Nikhil Wagle said "Kasab gone, but the world is full of extremists and idiots." Former Executive Editor of The Hindu, Malini Parthasarathy, said "Kasab hanged. How does legal sanction for retaliatory murder redeem the savagery of what is in essence an "eye for an eye" act of revenge?" (Special Note: Indian Government took a note on Malini's statement and is recommended for Noble Peace Prize).

According to FirstPost, writer and activist Meena Kandasamy was acidulous when she said: "feel sorry for the Indian tricolour. heartfelt condolences" while Newsweek International editor Tunku Varadarajan alluded to the paradoxical delivery of justice in the country: "India hangs man responsible for killing hundreds of Mumbaikars days after it lauds man responsible for killing thousands". His hashtags in the tweet were the giveaway as to whom he referred to.

However, City Editor said that he was original in his thought and always felt sorry for Kasab inside his thought. He also raised copy right related issues and told that the originality is important. Even while words can be different if the theme is copied it should also be considered as breach of copy right.

He said "These people copied my theme."

Giving his grave smile, he said "That Malini Parthasarathy is totally copy paste editor what the fu*k eye for an eye thing. Boss I give you original stuff. A terrorist can rape me, he can strip me and he also can kill me but don't take revenge, don't punish him and late him live peacefully."

The Editor completing his statement said "I always told myself that Kasab should not be hanged. I was the first who immediately after Police captured him in 26-11 massacre told my mind that this guy, this guy should not be hanged and therefore I was the first and the most original in thinking such way."

Indian media to be more cautious on selecting candidates after Zee TV - Navin Jindal Saga

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Thursday, 25 October 2012 | Posted in ,

NEWS IN BRIEF - MEDIA

Special courses in Extortion and Blackmailing in demand

After creating a dumb impression among the top Indian news channels, Zee TV has become a significant example for avoiding stupid people in the work force. Many Indian news channels said that they plan to select the candidates which are extraordinarily skillful in recognising trap,  effectively and intelligently handling the 'extortion' and 'blackmailing' and great skills to become invisible at a time when somebody is holding secret camera on them.

"Zee's example is a total eye washer for us," said Prannoy Roy, Executive Co-Chairperson of NDTV.

He said "We will be more and more cautious now in selecting candidate. How is it possible that somebody of the caliber of editor gets trapped while asking for some small extortion money? That's too ridiculous to hear. I really feel slapping Zee's Editor who caught on a camera, what he had to do with the other guys. Stupid guy yaar."

Roy blamed Zee News Editor Sudhir Chaudhary and Zee Business Editor Samir Ahluwalia for showing dumbness and exposing the lucrative business side of the Indian media.

"Candidate will have to undergo stringent test of my 'Aap ki Adalat' kind of interview, going forward. Then only we will elect him as an editor or journalist," said Rajat Sharma of India TV.

He said "Otherwise, we will not keep the speed of the breaking news that we show every 5 minutes."

Media is also expected to select candidates from IIMs and IITs which have power to get change their faces or scanner in their head which identifies the sting cameras or even ability to get invisible whenever somebody starts secret camera. Channels are also demanding special course in Extortion and Blackmailing from these institutes.

"Only after identifying on such merits, we will select the candidate," said Rajdeep Sardesai, Chief Editor of CNN IBN.

The media is also shocked after the world saw their secret side of legitimate revenues from extortion and blackmailing. Media is also questioning whether it was right to show every segment of revenue, which is not really mandatory these days, according to SEBI.

No case for rape, dacaity, murder and maoist activity registered for last two days in West Bengal

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Tuesday, 23 October 2012 | Posted in , ,

Government expects no crime till 25th October
In a unique experience, West Bengal, a busiest maoist state had not recorded any crime including rape, murder, dacaity, maoist activities since 22nd October. Sources said that because of a holiday for 4 days to notorious news papers, helped the government to curb all the crimes in the state.
"As news paper companies took a holiday for 4 days, we saw such a drastic fall in the crime rates in West Bengal. We expect the situation to remain as it is till 25th October, the last day of the leave of News Papers," said Jaya Das Gupta, IAS officer of the state.
"I haven't seen any murder or rape for last few days," said Pratik Banerjee, an auto rickshaw driver in Kolkata.
He said "Earlier, I used to see at least one rape or a bank robbery in the state. Even I was involved in at least 25-30 rapes. Sorry, actually I stopped counting from 20."
Pratik said that as he was not maoist he remained safe in spite of such a wonderful rape rate.
"Yea when Communist Party was ruling the state, I was damn hard core ass licking Communist. But when TMC came, I rejected to remain maoist," said Pratik indicating his loyalty towards Bengal Government.
However, the move to take a holiday in Durga Puja, exposed news papers as real culprit of crimes in the state.
"All news papers are maoists. They represent maoist activities and involved in maoism. Pulish put all editors, journalists and reporters in jail they are maoists. I will put an inquiry and will ban news papers so that West Bengal will be crime free state," said Chief Minister of West Bengal, Mamata Banerjee.

Realising media's helplessness on covering Assam issue, government to provide ships to reporters to reach the extreme places

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Saturday, 11 August 2012 | Posted in , ,


Government to import these kind of ships for
Indian media journalists
Rajdeep Sardesai's post opened the eyes of the government, plans to showcase media unbiased
Rajdeep Sardesai's poston expressing helplessness to reach to Assam's conditions on account of poor roads exposed the government's machinery and showed that the media was never biased, opened the eyes of India's HRD Minister Kapil Sibal and Home Minister Sushil Kumar Shinde.

"Now my eyes are wet, as Rajdeep discussed the extreme problems that media faces which doesn't allow it to showcase that it is unbiased. It was really an eye opener," said Kapil Sibal.
He said "Therefore, I demand ships and launches for all the journalists of national news channels so they can reach to extreme places like Manipur, Mizhoram and Gujarat."
He also offered media journalists free cycles and lunas so that they can also take advantage of the speed these two vehicles have.
"These fucking OB Vans are useless. We always told Rajdeep in the cocktail parties. We also offered him that the government plans to give bicycles, but that stup*d guy denied. Now tell me he can't directly blame the infrastructure issues on us na," said Sibal.
Sushil Kumar Shinde said "We know this not a media's issue, this is serious issue and therefore to ensure the competitive advantage of media compared to world news channels, we offere the journalists various types of ships and launches to access the poor road infrastructure of India."
While asked about how a ship could be used on the roads, Sushil Kumar Shinde told India Satire Correspondent "Don't make mock of a serious issue, they are like my brothers and I know they require the ships to access these roads. Ships run faster than OB Vans and therefore we thought to retain the unbiasedness of our media and ask them to use these Ships."

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