Director of 104 films which include popular epics like Himmatwala, K. Raghvendra Rao was manhandled by 4 people in Hyderabad. Condition of Raghvendra Rao is serious and he is in intensive care unit in a city based hospital.

Talking to India Satire correspondent, Police Inspector G. Ramarao said "Appa Raghvendra was on a morning walk when 4 hooligans came and assaulted him like anything. They punched him, kicked him and damaged every part of his body. Initial investigation suggests that they also used wooden sticks to beat him. Currently, Rao is unconscious and we have to wait for his recovery before taking any step. However, we have successfully arrested one of those 4 guys."

According to sources, these 4 fans were great fans of Raghvendra Rao and just to show regards towards their idol, they went to watch Sajid Khan's remake of Himmatwala in a premier show. However, after finishing they came to Raghvendra Rao's bunglow immediately and waited for him to come out of his house. As soon as Rao came out for morning walk they started hitting him like anything. The source also told India Satire correspondent that the guys looked deeply frustrated, mentally damaged and insanely tortured by the film and wanted to take revenge from Raghvendra Rao for becoming Sajid Khan's inspiration for creating such stupidest movie of all time in the history of Indian cinema.

Inspector Ramarao said "I saw the movie yesterday night and I can understand mental torture these guys faced. If talking unofficially, I sincerely have done same thing and therefore I request State Government to ban this movie to avoid any further violence and forgive these 4 guys."

Great semi-porn movie producer and high end  talent of creative cinema, Mahesh Bhatt said that he would like to add 3.2 more sex scenes in Murder 4.

"I would love to add 3.2 more sex scenes which include smooching, hugging and cuddling in my next flick of great epic Murder series," said Mahesh Bhatt.

Murder 3 was considered as most "Unwatchable Nasty Sex Movie of the Year" in recent Cannes Film Festival. The movie was also considered in recent Oscar Awards for dumping audience in the mainhole while watching the movie.

Steven Spielberg, another film director at the event said "Murder 3 showed me the way why I should not watch any movie in my life. It is wastage of time, watching such a stupid movie. I also announce my retirement from the movie life after watching Murder 3. He also advised parents to show this movie to their kids so that they would never demand to watch any of the movies in their life time."

Producer of such an epic, Mahesh Bhatt said "I saw the responses from Cannes Film Festival, when I screened the movie first time and at recent Oscar Awards. I was overwhelmed and really want to take this forward. I therefore plan to add more sex scenes in the next part of Murder series. I asked Vishesh Bhatt (Movie Director) to put 3.2 sex scenes."

Talking about why only 3.2 sex scenes, Bhatt said "Less than 3.2 sex scene will show that the movie is underrated while more than 3.2 sex scenes will give overdose of sex scenes to audience."

According to India Satire sources in Tamil Nadu, Kamal Haasan plans all India torrent release for Vishwaroopam bypassing all the state, country laws and Censor Board. The director-actor will make a formal announcement if Supreme Court verdict comes against him.

"Kamal Appa is highly annoyed and totally devastated. He is planning to launch Vishwaroopam on torrent so all Indians can download it and watch at their homes," said a source close to Kamal Haasan.

He said "Appa is now just waiting for Supreme Court's decision. If it goes against movie, he will give all the rights to famous torrent sites Isohunt and Kickasstorrent companies restricted to Indians first and after 2 weeks would allow to world to watch the epic," said the source.

Experts said that Kamal Haasan's decision to release his movie through torrent will take the film industry to new levels. Few months back, Kamal Haasan announced DTH release of the movie two days before hitting theatres. However, after hunger strike from many distributors he had to change his idea. Now he will make a torrent release.

"This is a good idea. It would save time and money too. Downloading an mkv file with size of 1GB is easier and better option rather than yawning in theatre. Kamal Haasan would also be satisfied that his movie will be watched by few people in India," said Taran Adars, ace Bollywood Critic who gave 5 stars to Vishwaroop (Hindi Version of the film) before it released.

Just before cooling down the controversy over, Pakistan's demand for special attention on the security of Shahrukh Khan, Interior Minister Rehman Malik said that people of Pakistan would be happy if Kamal Haasan was thinking of leaving India and joining their nation. Pakistan's invitation came after Kamal Haasan's interview stating that he would leave the country if Vishwaroopam is not released.

"All Pakistani people are fans of Kamal Haasan. They saw his movies many times. I saw many people who saw Abhay and Dashavatar at least 1000 times. We are truly happy if Kamal Haasan joins Pakistan," said Rehman Malik.

Kamal Haasan's popularity can be guessed from the fact that his hindi movie Abhay is in 5 Pakistani theaters for more than 11 years since its launch.

"All Pakistanis love weird movies. They understand them very well. Even today Abhay and Dashavatar gets 'House Full' crowd," said Arif Khan, Gulistan theatre owner.

Arif Khan said "Our beloved Mr. Maulana Hafiz Saeed is great fan of Kamal Haasan's movie Mumbai Express. He requested us to keep that movie in theatres for at least 3 years so every day he can watch it and inspire by the acting of Mr. Haasan."

Many Pakistani cricketers are also inspired by Kamal Haasan's ageless lifestyle.

"I have even followed his footsteps on not changing age and remain ageless," said Pakistan Cricketer Shahid Afridi.

However, Pakistan's demand was not taken well by India. It immediately issued circular saying Pakistan should keep its security tight and don't make weird demands such as sending Shahrukh and Kamal to its country.

Disheartened by India's reaction, Rehman Malik said "This is just for a change that we thought to demand India to let Kamal come to our country. Just we also thought that we will show that we are more secular than Indians. It doesn't matter if India never accepts our demand. We will remain happy by watching Kamal Haasan's movies on home video."

Leading Bollywood actress Parineeti Chopra issued a legal notice to Maaza producers, Coca Cola International and Imran Khan, her co-actor in one advertisement for cheating her.

Parineeti Chopra in a press conference said "I have sent a legal notice to Maaza proucers Coca-Cola and my co-actor Imran Khan for cheating me. They gave me Totapuri mango drink instead of Alphonso, which was shown in the advertisement."

Parineeti Chopra was casted in an advertisement of Maaza which shows that one guy (Imraan Khan) brings mango drink (Maaza) despite being the mango season was 6 months away.

"Coca-Cola and Advertisement agency cheated me. They gave Imran Khan a bottle of mango drink which contains Totapuri Mango juice. I still managed it to drink it, despite my love for Alphonso mango because of my professionalism. However, when I saw that the advertisement was showing Maaza was made from Alphonso mangoes, I immediately issued the legal notices. How can they cheat me? I want to understand by what Maaza is made of Alphonso or Totapuri?" Parineeti Chopra told to the reporters. Parineeti said that Imran Khan was aware of the content of juice but still pretended as he is bringing imported quality Alphonso mango juice.

Coca-Cola denied any comment on the legal notice. However, the soft drink maker confirmed that they received such a notice.

Imran Khan said "I don't know I am as innocent as any other dude. But I want to say it's ridiculous. First I searched mango juice with such hard work, which you finished immediately and now you are pretending to be cheated. That is ridiculous. First you are getting mango juice in the offseason and that to at Rs 10."

A source, closely link to topmost producers of Bollywood cinemas said that at least 5 hindi film producers and directors read the news that Telugu superstar doesn't want to work in Bollywood movies. Source said that all of them were keen to launch Mahesh Babu in their movies.

"As many as 5 producers have interacted, confirmed that they saw some kind of news which states Mahesh Babu is not keen to work in Bollywood cinema. All of them decided to keep their plans on hold working with Mahesh Babu and may approach him after 20-30 odd years when he would be free and would want to take a chance in Hindi cinema," said a source who is close to big producers and directors such as Chopra, Hirani and Johar.

Recently, Mahesh Babu who successfully released a Telugu movie 'Seethamma Vakitlo Sirimalle Chettu' said reporters that he had no plans to act in Bollywood films.

Talking to reporters during an event, he said he would like to focus only on Telugu cinema. "I have already said that my contribution will be only for Telugu films," he said and added: "I don't have any plans to work in Bollywood."

"Mahesh Babu was not really aware that anybody would read the news that he said he would not want to work in Bollywood cinemas," said the source.

He told that most of the producers and directors who were thinking him to cast in their next movies as a mega star are now planning to skip the idea. These producers and directors include 3 Idiots fame Rajkumar Hirani, Aditya Chopra, Karan Johar, Sanjay Leela Bhansali and Abhinav Kashyap.

"Yea that's correct. I was thinking him to launch in my next movie as a grandson of Shahrukh Khan. I was in talks with Aadi (Aditya Chopra) if he postpones his launch of Mahesh Babu and let me launch him first. Even Shahrukh was ready to become grandfather of Mahesh Babu. However, now Mahesh Babu said that he is not interested in Bollywood I would have to skip the idea," said Karan Johar.

Aditya Chopra also confirmed that he had discussions with Karan Johar. He said "I was having argument with K-Jo as how he dare launching the great super star. I wanted to launch this bloody great super duper star in Bollywood. However, he took my permission after threatening to break the relationship with me. Now both of us are depressed as Mahesh Babu is not interested in working Hindi movies. But what can we do? Life should move."

Rajkumar Hirani, another successful director said "I was having talks with Vidhu how can we make bigger and more successful movie than 3 Idiots. He told me take Mahesh Babu in the next movie. I planned to postpone Amir Khan starrer 'Peekay' to 2015 and launch Mahesh Babu in this year. But sadly he doesn't want to work in Bollywood movies. But we are not disappointed. I think he must have huge pending work in Telugu movies. Therefore, whenever he complete the backlog after 20-30 odd years I would love to cast him along with Aamir's son."

After a delay in the release of Vishwaroopam for paid Direct to Home (DTH) audience, apologetic film-maker and actor Kamal Haasan announced that he will show his erstwhile blockbuster 'Abhay' along with the new movie on February 2.

"I am apologetic to my DTH audience which paid huge amount to watch my new launch Vishwaroopam on TV before it gets released in theatres. However, because of notorious distributors I had to postpone the launch and now I am going to show the movie to theater audience first while paid DTH audience can watch it anytime later. Just to thank my "patient yet eager audience" I will also show my mega hit 'Abhay' same day for free of cost," said Kamal Haasan.

Kamal Haasan's production house Raajkamal Films International issued a press release in which the film-maker apologized to the audience who were waiting to watch the film on DTH.

Originally Kamal Haasan planned to premiere the movie on DTH platforms a day ahead of its theatre release. However, the plan was dropped after a section of theatre owners and distributors protested, and eventually held negotiations with Kamal Haasan to change the strategy. He further said those DTH subscribers who had paid for the original premiere can get the amount refunded or adjusted against their other bills, as they deemed fit and allowed for by the respective DTH services. However, skeptical over the box office response to the film, he finally decided to show his erstwhile blockbuster Abhay at a free of cost.

Despite getting shows of Abhay at a free of cost, many people refused the offer and said that it would be better if Kamal Haasan keeps the entire sum with himself and spare them from both Vishwaroopam and Abhay.

"We are not willing to watch Abhay at any free or paid cost. Neither we want to see that tasteless Dashavatar," said M Ramalingam, a paid customer of Kamal Haasan's new epic.

He said "It is better that Kamal Haasan keeps entire money that we paid for Vishwaroopam. We are ready even if he doesn't show us Vishwaroopam."

If bollywood sources are to be believed, leading model turn actress, Poonam Pandey quit her first movie 'Nasha'. According to sources, controversial actress Poonam Pandey left the movie as the film had nothing hot to offer to her audience.

"Poonam was told that she would have huge exposure in this movie. However, as film progressed she was ignored. Besides 1-2 scenes she hardly got the chance to expose her beauty that disturbed her," said the source who is also close friend of Poonam Pandey.

The mahurat ceremony of Nasha was a big bang, after Poonam gave one hot bedroom scene. However, besides that there was no adult or erotic scene in the movie told sources to India Satire correspondent. Asking to keep their identity unanimous they said that entire thing disturbed Poonam a lot, as was promised her fans that she would reveal many parts of her body.

India Satire Correspondent talked to Poonam who also confirmed the development. She was disturbed and sad as she had no other movies in the pipe line.

"When I went to Amit (Amit Saxena, director of the film) asking about why there is no hot scene for me so that I can expose. He said then how would kids watch this movie. This movie is for kids and I would be performing as super girl wearing super girl's costume after that bedroom scene. He told me that I would need to wear a mask and then fly in the skies to save troubled people. He said I would be required to wear that mask till the movie ends," said Poonam Pandey.

She said "That was disgusting. I immediately quit the movie."

India Satire Correspondent contacted Director Amit Saxena. However, he denied news saying it was just a rumour and he has given many points where she can expose herself.

Desperately seeking to get nude, hot beauty Poonam Pandey threatened all Indians that she would strip if continuously ignored again and again. Poonam announced that she is not very happy that her fans are moving towards more sensible topics like politics, gang rape issue and terrorism while ignoring her in day-to-day life.

"This is shocking that nobody really post me in their news. I haven't seen myself in the headlines for long. Daily what I am seeing is FDI in retail news, some political issues, parliamentary logjam, gang rapes and terrorism. Nobody really bothers what Poonam is doing. Therefore, I decided that if people and media ignore me I will strip to the end. Don't take it as a joke as like I made last time when I promised to strip after India would win world cup or KKR would win IPL or Rahul will marry, but take it as a challenge, this time I am surely going to do this (Poonam forcefully threw her hand on the desk). Looking at laws in India, I will really strip," said Poonam Pandey.

People are talking that post KKR's win of IPL, Poonam never stripped and that kept her out of news.

"Yea there was no sensible issue or important objective that motivated me to go nude for a while for my fans. But that doesn't mean that they can't wait me for showing my great fixed assets. This time I will actually disrobe in front Indians," said Poonam Pandey.

However, fans are not really happy as historical evidences suggest Poonam Pandey hardly kept her promise. She earlier said that she would strip if India wins world cup. However, after attracting huge fan base she told that she disrobed in her bathroom. Same way after KKR's win, she avoided front view and gave glimpse of rear view, which irritated her lot of fans.

One of her fans, Sunil Yadav said "I lost my half hair waiting to see Poonam's beauty. Now again she is threatening us to recognise and follow her on regular basis otherwise she will strip is just too much. I sincerely ask government to take legal action for such challenges which keep fans on health risks."

According to Poonam's close friends, she is so sensible that after disrobing herself post KKR won she never went to bathroom as no new major topic was available to provide darshan to her fans.