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People present at Ramleela maidan found performing Kapalbhati

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Friday, 10 August 2012 | Posted in , , ,


Delhi: New Delhi
Baba charisma holds true with his followers
Many people present at Ramleela maidan found performing Kapalbhati pranayam confused with yoga camp and not an agitation campaign. However, the managers of agitation event took serious note and stopped this notorious act.

"Yes few people found actually doing Kapalbhati so we stopped them and told that Ramdev Baba just sat normally on fast and not really performing any kind of yoga," said Rajpal Sharma, a representative and discipline manager at Ramleela maidan.
However, few still remain stubborn and they keep doing kapalbhati, when all the representatives had to take sticks in their hands.
Sharma said "Most of them actually couldn't afford to join Patanjali Yogapeeth's costly yoga campaigns and therefore they thought that this free agitation can be used."
Ramkisan Tripathi said “I thought it is a free yoga shibir which Ramdev Baba arranges once in a 100 years. Therefore, I came here to perform Kapalbhati. But it seems everything different over here.”
Some of the supporters of Ramdev Baba said that actually they were so inspired from the charisma of Baba that they couldn't stop themselves from performing yoga.
"It's kinky feeling whenever we see Ramdev Baba, we actually start Kapalbhati, that we can't help ourselves. Its rather nasty but we really understand how sweating after yoga is so nasty," told Ramanuj Yadav, to India Satire correspondent.
However, finally matter resolved, after Ramdev Baba announced that whoever is performing Kapalbhati will have to pay Rs 50000 per hour.

Ramdev Baba told that India Against Corruption is merged with his Patanjali Yogpeeth

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New merged entity will be revived soon and agitation is planned ahead of next Parliamentary Session
Ramdev Baba finally confirmed that his Patanjali Yogpeeth has acquired Anna led India Against Corruption for undisclosed valuations, after many of his supporters shouted that he was copying Anna Hazare's previous year's speech at the time of agitation.

"Yes, now as it’s become a serious question then I have to admit that, Patanjali Yogpeeth merged Team Anna's entity India Against Corruption (IAC) with itself and now onwards Patanjali Yogpeeth will promote the brand IAC in all its agitation," said Ramdev Baba.
He said that both the entities though have different agendas their ultimate blend would provide great business to the stakeholders.
"Consolidation in the area of agitation is required. While now Team Anna plans to change the model, we thought acquiring their entity and clearly expanding," said Baba Ramdev.
However, he denied about mentioning any purchase consideration and method of valuation.
He said "We are not bound by Sebi's regulations and the entity would not have any kind of obligation to disclose the valuation area."
While besides promoting Yoga, Ramdev Baba diversified its Patanjali Yogpeeth into areas of agitation towards black money. However, after realizing that black money is the issue that can't be resolved without reaching to roots of corruption, changing CBI directors and CVC etc, he thought of adding these new segments to the entire portfolio. While region wise anti corruption entities are not lucrative and Team Anna's IAC is just became an eye catcher for the nation, and also Anna wanted to explore new areas, he grabbed the opportunity.
According to sources, Ramdev Baba has just provided a bit of small glance towards his wholly owned subsidiary IAC and he is very serious on reviving the loss-making entity by another agitation just ahead of the next parliamentary session.

Sonia Gandhi cried after watching Baba Ramdev's photo - Salman Khurshid

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Thursday, 9 August 2012 | Posted in , ,

Delhi: New Delhi
Congress Party immediately denied Khurshid's statement and said it was his personal observation
Law Minister, Salman Khurshid made a controversial remark saying Madam Gandhi cried after he showed Baba Ramdev's photo with his tummy totally became invisible on 3 day fast.

"Yes when I showed her this (shown above) photo, she literally cried immediately and I found her emotional heart towards martyrs against black money," said Salman Khurshid.
Baba Ramdev is on 3 day fast on Ramleela Ground, Delhi asking government to accept his demands over black money, CBI, Lokpal and many other important issues which are relevant to social justice.
Salman Khurshid told that he got this photo from Google Images of which he immediately took a copy and run to Soniaji to show her what is happening to an aam aadmi.
He said "When I saw the photo to her she saw it for a while then started crying immediately. I saw her tears then she threw the photo on my face asked me why I am disturbing her cool afternoon after the scathing attack made by Sushil Kumar Shinde in Parliament. I was touched and I felt a heart of mother when I saw those tears coming out of her eyes watching the photo."
However, Congress Party denied any such incidence and told that it was Salman Khurshid's personal observation which is not really relevant towards public development.
"It was personal observation of Salmanji. He might have seen tears from eyes, I might have seen sweat dropping on her face. Anybody is welcome to judge anything. However, he actually showed her photo when Baba was performing yoga posture. But right now he is fit," said Congress Senior leader Digvijay Singh.

30% fall in rape cases in New Delhi

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Monday, 6 August 2012 | Posted in , ,


Delhi: New Delhi
City authorities to start new rape index
Delhi Municipal authorities recorded 30% fall in the rape cases, as most of the surrounding area people are on visits to other places. However, data of increase in rapes in other cities is not yet recorded.
"Yes, this is time to have some tours and travels dude," said North Delhi Municipal Commissioner PK Gupta.
He said "People from surroundings like Gurgaon and Noida are just having fun across India and will be back in next month."
All the municipal corporations of Delhi are preparing an official rape index so that they can literally track the events, developments and behavior of rapists.

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