Posted by Diggy Chacha | Tuesday, 5 March 2013 |
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After its grand launch of food security bill project, Indian government announced free Mars and Moon tours for people below poverty line. Indian government took cues from the millionaire space tourist Dennis Tito's plan to send two astronauts on a 501-day flight that zooms past Mars and swings back to Earth. "We are discussing the plan and the initial draft would be ready in next 1 month. The pilot project is under the name Rajiv Gandhi Mangal Antariksh Yojna," said Dr. K. Radhakrishnan; the current Chairman of Space Commission, Secretary, Department of Space, Government of India and Chairman of ISRO.
Radhakrishnan said "Indian Railways and Air India will assist in our program to send Indian people below poverty line for a 5-day visit."
He said that Prime Minister Manmohan Singh who is also Minister of Space himself told the department to work out on the plan and send first draft as soon as possible.
According to Congress sources, the buzz is that Congress President Sonia Gandhi called Mr. Singh after reading news about Tito and asked him to workout something beneficial for below poverty line people on the same line of Employment Guarantee Scheme and Food Security Bill.
The source also confirmed that IRCTC, a division of Indian Railways will look after the catering service in the space shuttle and Air India would take care of Space Shuttle Hostesses and crew.
"Food will be charged and registration for the space shuttle seat will be done at IRCTC website," said Radhakrishnan.
Dr. Manmohan Singh said "UPA Government believes in the empowerement of poor. Mars is not just for millionaire, all BPL people are entitled to visit it. Along with Mars we are also going to send space shuttle to Moon as well."
Posted by Diggy Chacha | Tuesday, 26 February 2013 |
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India showed its eagerness to see at least one politician found guilty and get the hell out of clear skies to totally blocked jails.
"Fu*k yaar! Reading this politician is involved in this scam or this politician murdered somebody or some politician raped somebody is annoying. We don't know how much time it takes in the Courts but we want to listen to news that at least one would be put inside bars for his life. But always luck sucks. Now we hoped that at least PJ Kurien will go inside some Kerala based nasty and unclean jail for rest of his life or at least for 10-20 years, this guy Kamal Nath is saying that he is innocent. Now there is a limit to our patience. When we shall see a politician inside jail," said a common man, Sachin Sahdev.
Sahdev said whenever he gets the news that some politician is involved in some scam, he builds hope that now at least this time the leader would be convicted and put inside jail. However, he has to stay happy for a max 1-2 years of jail without conviction.
Sahdev said "I thought that Raja would be convicted, Kalmadi would be convicted, or at least this Vadra would get some punishment of 5-10 years. But nobody gets such punishment and now my patience are really start showing limits. I thought now at least PJ Kurien would be involved in rape case. However, Kamal Nath's confirmation has just torn down my expectations."
Many like Sahdev have also confirmed that they want to see at least one politician get punished in their life span.
Posted by Diggy Chacha | Thursday, 21 February 2013 |
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Rakesh Pandey attempted suicide by taking rat-kill poison, after reading another article on how Robert Vadra made money quickly and easily. However, just because his wife came on time the guy was saved.
"What the fu*k guys? Making money is like removing dirt from his hand. That sucks! I don't want to live in this cruel world where your only one mistake makes you poor or middle class," said Rakesh Pandey with wet eyes and sobbing continuously.
He said "Just when I read the article that says how Robert made money by buying land in Rajasthan at cheap dirt prices and sold them in crores, I immediately decided to end this sinful life. Boss immense amount of jealousy is now accumulated in my whole body, my stomach and heart."
A research conducted by AC Nielsen reached to conclusion that most of the Indian men are developing women like jealousy and that is creating trouble for their health.
"I have made an extensive survey. 98% of respondents who were also son-in-laws of some guys said that they are jealous with Robert Vadra's progress and they really want to switch from their current father-in-law to some politician father-in-law to get the benefits," said Sandip Dikshit, Survey Manager of AC Nielsen.
Rakesh Pandey said "My ass gets burned every time I read how Vadra became a billionaire by just doing only one right thing. Still there is pain in my ass."
Reacting to overall controversy, son-in-law by designation and part time land buyer Robert Vadra said "It doesn't matter if the whole country jealous about me. It's a banana republic of mango men."
