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Published On:Thursday, 21 February 2013
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Mamata Banerjee slapped herself 1000 times in private for showing hypocrisy - Sources

Sources close to West Bengal Chief Minister said that CM Mamata Banerjee was slapping herself for at least thousand times for last two days, after she realised that she was one of the biggest hypocrites of India. She also asked her chaukidar (watchman) and sweeper to slap hard on her face.

"Mamata didi called her chaukidar and sweeper after completing her routine work of bashing. She asked them to slap her as much as they can and as many times as they could. Amazed ans shocked both of them avoided as their act could be retaliated by didi. Still Didi kept on forcing them. She started slapping herself many times. Looking at her courage both of them started hitting her hard," said the source.

The source confirmed that didi was agitated by her act of showing hypocrisy on the matters like riots. While 200 houses were burnt by one community people in South Kolkata that news never flashed in Indian media, she was giving lecture on how Gujarat is to face riots and not West Bengal. She was apologetic to herself for her sound hypocrisy.

"I feel like my body and mind is totally devil's house. I was feeling unbearable pain. While I was lecturing on Gujarat riots, I was totally aware that what was happening in South Kolkatta. But I am not courageous enough to accept the truth. I am lame duck and can't even attempt a suicide. But at least I can slap myself hard at least more than 1000 or 10000 times," said Mamata Banerjee to India Satire correspondent.

After the conversation, the India Satire correspondent woke up from his deep sleep and from his unfulfilled dream and switched on the TV to see the news that Sushil Kumar Shinde to visit Hyderabad today morning before talking about Hindu Terrorists.


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