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Diggy back with a bang; Shooting on all directions

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Monday, 5 September 2011 | Posted in

Filled up with highly intense new fresh energy and strong muscle power, a storm came, a storm of intelligence, a storm of loyalties, storm of humble and kindness and a storm of great Gandhian worships and everybody threw away like dry leaves. The same thing happened as Diggy Chacha came to support Congress in its poor form. Universe' most intelligent creation, Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) whom Congress missed a lot in its troubled time came and just threw away all, which includes Team Anna and opposition parties.



One political analyst recognized this power, a power of an immense intelligence, he said "Team Anna and opposition party were on the strong footing till last week but Congress has again started shooting through its best weapon. Diggy's mouth is the Congress' gun these days a weapon never fails. His mouth shoots people in the range of more than 5000kms. It is much harmful than any AK-47 and 56 even much more harmful than any Nuclear bomb. If government had developed many weapons like Agni and Prithvi, etc. for external attacks, Congress had developed a gun which is sharper than above maintained list of weapons for internal attacks. It is called Diggy-65. This is a wine, which is becoming tastier with age."


Diggy Chacha was on maun vrata (a course that teaches "at least don't make non-sense statements for few days and shut your mouth") for few days gathering all energy (to make all non-sense statements) to shoot his opposition.

Diggy - a gun that harmed everybody post-maun vrata


Diggy Chacha is known for his strategic brain, more intelligent than even his beloved brother Suresh Kalmadi or for that matter even more than Koi Mil Gaya's Jadoo. We shall discuss in elaborate that how this gunshot everybody.


Statements made in Azamgarh (Muslim and Dalit Constituency)

"Baba Ramdev is a thug and a cheat, whereas Hazare is a social worker."


Accused Team Anna member Arvind Kejriwal of flouting service rules while serving as an officer of Indian Revenue 

Service and collecting 'lakhs of rupees' through donations for his non-government organisation (NGO).

Accussed Behenji Mayawati's (Behenji) torture on Dalits and Muslims

Statements made in Jammu

Talking to media, he said the "commercial ties of Reddy brothers with Sushma Swaraj and (former BJP president) 

M Venkiah Naidu too should be.

Anna is a mask of BJP and RSS.

First, RSS used Baba Ramdev and later Anna Hazare to divert the attention of people from the terrorism related cases against its activists.

Diggy Chacha back in business with sharper tounge

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Sunday, 4 September 2011 | Posted in

After a prolonged maun vrata (shut my mouth by myself), a course offered to initiate inner search and stay away from outer world for a while, the most intelligent creature of the universe (even Albert Einstein recognised the fact and predicted world before his death about the birth of a most creative and intelligent person), Rahul Baba's guru (no... not gutur gu...), Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) back in business with much sharper tounge and much bitter attack.

[Diggy Institute of Communications (DIC): Diggy Chacha has different voice modulations, sometimes he uses aggressive tounge and sometimes moderate. At DIC, you will learn basic fundas of these voice modulations. Scholars include Rahul Baba, Manish Tewari and many more. - Advertisement]


Chacha accused Team Anna member Arvind Kejriwal of flouting service rules while serving as an officer of Indian Revenue Service and collecting 'lakhs of rupees' through donations for his non-government organisation (NGO). DCFC had already covered the government's strategy towards Arvind Kejriwal in our article and projected that Diggy Chacha's Private Intelligence Bureau already started working on the strategy.


Please read article to get proper insights on Congress' strategy towards Arvind Kejriwal "Congress Working Committee issues circular; talking Arvind Kejriwal is risky".


Diggy Chacha was more energetic than ever while addressing a dalit conference organised by the Congress party in his favorite constituency Azamgarh. However, Chacha did not seem to talk about some petty issues and showed his irritation when asked about the notice served to Kejriwal by the Income Tax department. He said it had been issued to the former bureaucrat in 2005. He accused Kejriwal of not only flouting government service rules but also being involved in politics and collecting huge amount of money through his NGO while remaining in service. The government rules and regulations cannot be changed for a person only because he had participated in some agitation against corruption, Chacha said.

Sources said that Chacha as usual Chacha has proof for his statement which he will show at a right time (may be after 2-3 years) as advised by Diggy Chacha Advisory Council (DCAC).

Diggy Chacha, however, become humble and emotional towards Anna Hazare to whom he assumes God or Saint like figure. Reporters thought of understanding the depth of Chacha's emotions toward Annaji. They asked to draw a comparison between yoga guru Ramdev and Gandhian Anna Hazare, the Chacha with wet eyes said "Baba Ramdev is a thug and a cheat, whereas Hazare is a social worker." Chacha also hesitantly and blushingly revealed a major secret in front of all the reporters and said "That is the reason why the "Congress-led" UPA government reacted on his demands." When asked to an opposition party leader about his comments "No, Congress was affraid to see the support that Annaji got. This Diggy only commented that we shall do the same thing to Anna as Congress did to Baba Ramdev."

Sources revealed that Chacha was quite upset with whatever happened to Annaji and therefore broke his maun vrata before time.


Arvind Kejriwal said ""If Digvijay Singh feels I have swindled crores, why doesn't his government register FIR against me and take legal action rather than making irresponsible statements." A close associate to Diggy Chacha said "Kejriwal is doing the same mistakes others like RSS did by ignoring the most intelligent person in the universe. However, it happenes as he is also ignored by most of the Congress Party leaders, barring Rahul Baba."

Congress Working Committee issues circular; talking Arvind Kejriwal is risky

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Friday, 2 September 2011 | Posted in




Congress Working Committee is in a dilemma as how to handle social activist Arvind Kejriwal who does not keep any of the government's secret in his stomach. "Government feels Arvind Kejriwal syndrome is riskier than any other scam, even 2G scam as well," said a senior Congress Leader requesting anonymity who also told us that he got the copy of the circular.










"Anything off the record or behind the closed doors or even a small notice issued by Income Tax Office (ITO) for paltry sum of Rs9Lakh (no not Rs9Lakh Crore in Manish Tewari's language), Arvind Kejriwal goes to press and TV media and discloses everything without keeping a word. CWC resolved on unanimously that such a transparent person is an insult to a great democratic nation where everything is secret. Therefore, it issued a code of conduct for MPs and MLAs and government offices as how to handle Arvind Kejriwal," senior Congress Leader added.


Congress Leader said "Even this guy disclosed critical issues discussed behind the doors such as Sibal and Chiddu were not in favor of Lokpal Bill. He also said that the government was not willing to take PM under ambit of Lokpal. How many issues? This guy does not keep secret in front of people. Now consider this simple matter, ITO issued a notice that he was a government servant and has to pay a fine of Rs9Lakh as he left without any notice. This was simple ITO matter wherein there was no role of government. ITO is very independent agency as like CBI and Police Force. So where is the role of the government?"














     DCFC able to glance
through the code of conduct wherein following points maintained










1.     Don't talk rubbish/stupid/insulting words to any civil
society members which include Anna Hazareji.


2.     Don't even try to talk to Arvind Kejriwal/Kiran
Bedi/Prashant Bhushan forget Annaji if it is not required. Only authoritative
people such as Salman Khurshid, Pranab Mukherjee and Manmohan ji can talk. For
Kapil Sibal and Chidambaram, they should stay away at least 50kms away from
these bombs.


3.     Stop bullshitting! How many times we have to tell all
of you which include talkative Congress MPs and government officers that don't
find out ridiculous scale of frauds, which is very insulting for the international
party like us. Check the list (first of all stop finding out dead cases which
are not even deserve to exist).


a.      Fraud of Anna Hazare paltry Rs2Lakh (and not Rs2Lakh
Crore as like A Rajaji)


b.     Fraud of Arvind Kejriwal Rs9Lakh (Kejriwal clarified
and proved that behind ITO's probe there is government's conspiracy).


c.      Bhushan's fraud (Please shut the mouth till you all
find out something deserving).




According
to sources, Diggy Chacha took over the investigation process to find out the
scams and frauds of all civil society members through his Diggy Chacha Private
Intelligence Bureau (DCPIB).





Taste of a silver spoon again; “Rahul Baba is competent and has the ability to become the prime minister of the country,” says Haryana CM Hooda

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Echoing the voices of many silver spoons in Congress Party, Haryana Chief Minister Bhupinder Singh Hooda said that AICC General Secretary Rahul Gandhi (Rahul Baba, under training of Diggy Chacha) is competent and has the ability to become the prime minister of the country.














Speaking to mediapersons in Rohtak, one who has now entered in the rat-race to impress Baba to book their seats in next parliament, Hooda said: "Rahul Baba is a respected leader of the Congress (among Congress or among all Indians?) and he is following the footsteps of his father Rajiv Gandhi to fulfill his dreams." However, Hooda in all emotional curry forgot to maintain the dreams of Shri Rajiv Gandhi.










When DCFC reporter in private asked him what seat he is expecting after Rahul Baba becoming PM. He said "No no… you took me wrong. I am not a Diggy kind of guy who does say something without any sense. I am just presenting my though. I am not at all ambitious. It is sufficient though I get home ministry."





“Where am I, in jail or in hell,” Suresh Kalmadi says

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Furious of all, a person with no brain still able to use his brain (scientists are researching), Diggy Chacha's beloved brother and guest of honour in Tihar Jail, Suresh Kalmadi in an exclusive interview with DCFC reporter said "Where am I, in jail or in hell? Nobody is talking about me nobody is asking for my bail. I would like to understand from government what its stand is regarding me."












"The government has done a wrong thing by accepting Annaji's demands. He was sheer blackmailing the government. Now it's my time to come forward and do fast for innocent people like I am," Suresh Bhaai said.





Following are the excerpts of the interview





DCFC Reporter (DR): What is your view about Anna Hazare's fast and what do you feel about Government's stand?





Suresh Bhai (SB): What was that fast for? It was for few innocent people who have ambitions to improve their social status their lifestyle. Anna is an anti-social element. Recently, Diggy said that I along with Kaniji and Rajaji (no not Govinda, he is Tamil hero look a like face) are innocent based on the same fact. It was all drama to attract public attention.





DR: Ok so you are not in favor of Jan Lokpal Bill.





SB: No, I am not at all in favor of such a kind of stupid bill. It is against basic human rights of bureaucrat and minister.





DR: Recently Pronobda said that it was government's mistake to dump Annaji in Tihar jail as they thought all Indian people will forget as like Suresh Bhai, Rajaji, Kaniji and many corporate dumped in the jail. Do you think Tihar Jail has become a dumping ground for government?





SB: (Cleared his throat) Yea I understand that now government has changed, drastically. Earlier, people like us had quite good amount of respect. They used to think we have creative brain which thinks beyond the boundaries of any scam or scandal. Now a day they think that our brains are trash and will send to various research organizations to study.





DR: So what will be your stand, going forward, as people seem like to forget you these days?




SB: I wanted to ask only one question to government "Where am I, in jail or in hell?" Earlier they used to take some efforts so that we innocent people could get bail. But now we are totally ignored. No statement from them. Every day, I read news paper and no where I am maintained. I am seriously considering for fast-unto-death for approval of my bail plea.






Pranab back to economics; says inflationary trend was disturbing

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After a tedious job of making deal between Lockpoll Bill supporters and John Lockpoll Bill supporters, great economist of India Pranab Mukherjee (Pronobda) back to his routine work on identifying positives and negatives of the Indian economy.





After world's favorite Diggy Chacha, Pronobda is master in making a contradictory view and confusing Indian public.












On one hand he believes economic uncertainties present new opportunities for Pronobda, on the other he felt challenges regarding inflation are not getting sorted out. Just a few weeks back, Pronobda released an important theorm from his kitty which even World Bank is also noted. The theorm was a break to the age-old classical view that growth is a major reason for inflation. Pronobda in his new theorm said growth helps curtail inflation.


On Monday he said "If India can continue to grow and acquire economic strength, we could be a source of stability for the world economy and provide safe havens for restless global capital," he said while pointing out that it "would also enable us to develop even faster and spread the benefits of growth to the poor and the marginalised," supporting strong growth.





While yesterday he said "Food inflation has gone up. This is really disturbing. Inflation is always a matter of concern and we shall have to ensure that supply of food items improve," he said.











The government had announced some measures when food inflation hit double-digits last December, but the impact of these steps are yet to be felt. Experts say there is an urgent need to step up productivity as demand is far outstripping supply. Changing food habits and increasing disposable demands have pushed demand for protein-based items such as milk, eggs, meat, fish and poultry.











"Wee can aask peepol to cortail deare spendings on protein-based items such as milk, eggs, meat, fish and paaltry and they can eet green vegetables," Pronobda advised all people who became new rich out of his stimulus package and Chiddu uncle's farm debt waiver scheme.





"I aasked Subbuda to reduce inflation," Pronobda cleared his throat. "However, reasoan beeing Obama is a major contributor to global inflation wee are facing such situation. Wee need to keep our growth pace," he added.

"Becose Anna wos on fost, I wos not able to look into inflationary matters. Now, I am free to deal with inflation and will say that it will com down graduaally," Pronobda cleared his stand.





Puppet show: "I am puppet, you are puppet," Arundhati aunty

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Thursday, 1 September 2011 | Posted in



Booker Prize-winning author Arundhati Roy (Aunty Arundhati), an unapologetic critic of the Anna Hazare anticorruption campaign, suggested the 73-year old Gandhian was more of a puppet and less of a leader of the movement he came to symbolize. "So what I act like puppet of government or popularity. It is my right, so as Anna is doing it for popularity acting as a puppet of few other people."












In a Tuesday interview with television channel CNN-IBN, aunty Arundhati accused them of having taken advantage of widespread popular anger against corruption to push through a very specific agenda: their own version of the Lokpal Bill, which she described as "regressive."





"If I knew about all these things that so many people would have gathered in support of Anna, I would have been the actual leader and this had became a Dalit and Muslim event. It was not like Anna's RSS and VHP supported," she said to DCFC reporter in private.











"Anna has done nothing as I think that the anger about corruption became so widespread and generalized that nobody looked at the "dissonance between the specific legislation and the anger that was bringing people there," she argued and asked why Anna is getting real credit. Her voice was choking in between while emotions were clearly reflected in her eyes. Still, she was comfortably and like a lone warrior answering all the questions.


In this context, she described Mr. Hazare as little more than a prop of a movement that owed much of its popularity to an obliging media and to its dangerous use of patriotic symbolism.




"Certainly Anna Hazare was picked up and propped up as a sort of saint of the masses, but he wasn't driving the movement, he wasn't the brains behind the movement," she said. "It was really unfortunate that India Against Corruption did not come to me first otherwise I would have provided required glamor. It would have been more successful than any other movement," she said easily to DCFC reporter. When asked about the progress of her new book "In search of a limelight" she said "yea, that book is my first priority and I will include all these points in that book. Thanks to remind me. I believe this would be another Booker prize winner for me."





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